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Wow! I've had a few interesting days. Not good ones ;) But When It Rains IT Pours ;) I might be busy but that no excuse to not blog ;) So here are some funny jokes I got by email, enjoy Ya'll! :)

Dave

--
...... from this day to the ending of the world, but we in it
shall be
remembered --- We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he
today that
sheds his blood with me shall be my brother - Shakespeare


In line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts
like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike
replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a
urine sample and
the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.


It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . A lot cheaper
than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal-Mart .

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for
the urine
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow . Soak your arm in warm water and avoid
heavy activity.
It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
Wal-Mart."


That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology
was, Joe began
wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine
samples from his
wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He
deposits ten
dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.(Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

T hank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

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