Get Some Inspiration Bloggers!

Hi Bloggerland! I wanted to share this Inspirational movie based upon
the beautiful essay written by Dr. James Francis over
80 years ago, titled One Solitary Life.

The simple, but thought provoking words, remind us that
making a difference with our lives might have nothing to
do with education, wealth, or power, but, everything to do
with love, kindness and serving others.

Prepare to be Inspired. Click in the link below to watch
One Solitary Life: and, I hope you will share it with
those you love.

Click Here: www.simpletruths.com

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Enjoy Ya'll...

OMG !

Wow! I've had a few interesting days. Not good ones ;) But When It Rains IT Pours ;) I might be busy but that no excuse to not blog ;) So here are some funny jokes I got by email, enjoy Ya'll! :)

Dave

--
...... from this day to the ending of the world, but we in it
shall be
remembered --- We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he
today that
sheds his blood with me shall be my brother - Shakespeare


In line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts
like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike
replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a
urine sample and
the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.


It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . A lot cheaper
than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal-Mart .

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for
the urine
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow . Soak your arm in warm water and avoid
heavy activity.
It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
Wal-Mart."


That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology
was, Joe began
wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine
samples from his
wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He
deposits ten
dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.(Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

T hank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

Good Morning Bloggerland! :)