One for the girls

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you

Hi Ya’ll! J So true Thought ya’ll like it. A post from one of the ladies on SisterWomen.

What Happens When 3 Extraordinary Teachers from "the Secret" Come Together to Teach the Science of Getting Rich?

The Science of Getting Rich is a timeless classic written in 1910 by Wallace D. Wattles. It is a bold title for a book and suggests that getting rich is a predictable outcome if one can master the principles outlined in the book. Here is how Wallace D. Wattles puts it in his own words, "The ownership of money and property comes as a result of doing things in a certain way. Those who do things in this certain way, whether on purpose or accidentally, get rich. Those who do not do things in this certain way, no matter how hard they work or how able they are, remain poor. It is a natural law that like causes always produce like effects. Therefore, any man or woman who learns to do things in this certain way will infallibly get rich."

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Hi bloggerland! Here’s another funny story two cousins sent me. LOL

THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES.......


Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the
table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.


Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He
looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. ' Who's been eating my
Porridge?" he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
kitchen and yells, "For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter
box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence---listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time: ,

"I HAVEN'T MADE THE F**KING PORRIDGE YET!!"

Ok Mama Bear I’m soooooooo feeling you! In Mommy world you never do enough. I’m the housekeep, babysitter, Gardner, Plummer, driver, organize, cook, hairstylist, baker, dog groomer……….. To name a few! But I wouldn’t trade my life in for any thing in the world. Go figure ; )

Give Your Huspand Control Of The TV........ ;)

What up bloggerland :) This Sunday I let Playstation All The Time Dad control the remote. He's been having a bad week, so I thought he'd enjoy total control of the TV. I also thought I could "maybe" bond more with my huspand if I involved myself in playstation Dad's world. Ok blogger, the world of Playstion got me hook. I'm a fan of Call of Duty 4 and I'm hook LOL. Shooting and talking s**t to people online is a total stress reliever, I never thought I'd like it but I did. Go figure ;) Well after 10 hour of online playing (OMG how do you gamers do it ;), He saw this show called American Dad, funny show. Definetly a show for men, I was laughting the whole time, but not something I'd watch. At he end of the night my stress was down, so 2 thumbs up Playstation All The Time Dad! I total understand Now! I will definetly be playing Playstation again, as for the TV. I'll stick to my shows but laughter is the best medicine. ;) So Amercian Dad Your ok. :) Ladies blogger did Playstation All The Time notice I was BeiNg nice No! But go figure ;) LOLI've included the episode for your enjoyment! Until the next blog blogger, bye Ya"ll! :)New American Dad Episode - Tearjerker Watch Now!Aired Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 8:30pm on Fox. The cast of American Dad! is placed in a James Bond parody in which Stan plays a 007-type secret agent sent to stop the diabolical Tearjerker (played by Roger) from putting into motion his master plan to kill millions of people.

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RULES FOR DEALING WITH WOMEN...lol

Hi blogger land! My cousin Party Monkey posted this on myspace. He always makes me laugh. I be having a bad day and Party Monkey will cheer me up. So enjoy bloggers!

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works.

Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system:
SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed.....+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.....0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....-1 You leave the toilet seat up.....-5 You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.....0 When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.....-1 When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.... ; -2 You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5 In the snow .....+8 But return with beer.....-5 And no liners.....-25 You check out a suspicious noise at night.....0 You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.....0 You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.....+5 You pummel it with a six iron.....+10 It's her cat.....-40
AT THE PARTY You stay by her side the entire party.....0 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old drinking buddy.....-2 Named Tiffany.....-4 Tiffany is a dancer.....-10 With breast implants.....-18
HER BIRTHDAY You remember her birthday.....0 You buy a card and flowers.....0 You take her out to dinner.....0 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.....+1 Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2 And it's all-you-can-eat night.....-3 It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.-10
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Go with a pal.....0 The pal is happily married.....+1 The pal is single.....-7 He drives a Ferrari.....-10 With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).....-15 A
NIGHT OUT WITH HER You take her to a movie.....+2 You take her to a movie she likes.....+4 You take her to a movie you hate.....+6 You take her to a movie you like.....-2 It's called Death Cop III.....-3 Which features Cyborgs that crush human skulls.....-9 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15
YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable pot belly.....-15 You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.....+10 You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.....-30 You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....-800 THE BIG QUESTION She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" You hesitate in responding.....-10 You reply, "Where?".....-35 You reply, "No, I think it's your ass".....-100 Any other response.....-20 COMMUNICATION When she wants to talk about a problem: You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....0 You listen, for over 30 minutes.....+5 You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.....+50 Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying, "...well, what do you think I should do?".....-100 You have fallen asleep.....-200
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH You talk.....-100 You don't talk.....-150 Yo u spend time with her......-200 You don't spend time with her.....-500 You seem to be enjoying yourself..-1000 GAME OVER. YOU LOSE.

Here Goes To 2008 ;)

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Hi blogger land! Hey ya'll I'm waking again! I am sooooo grateful to have my legs back ! :) :) :) So here goes to 2008! What out now Angelmom back! & Busy as *****! This post is from a fellow Pink ladybug spa. Happy New Years All!!!!!

Tips for Better 2008 Life !

Tips for an Exceptional, Superb & Powerful Life!

1.) Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate antidepressant.

2.) Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.

3.) Buy a Tivo (DVR), tape your late night shows and get more sleep.

4.) When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My purpose is to________ today.'

5.) Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.

6.) Watch more movies, play more games and read more books than you did last year.

7.) Always pray and make time to exercise.

8.) Spend more time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of Six.

9.) Dream more while you are awake.

10.) Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less foods that are manufactured in plants.

11.) Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli , almonds & walnuts.

12.) Try to make at least three people smile each day.

13.) Clear your clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.

14.) Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead, invest your energy in the positive present moment.

15.) Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class .......but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

16.) Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.

17.) Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energy vampires away.

18.) Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

19.) Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

20.) Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

21.) You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

22.) Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

23.) Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

24.) Ladies - Go on and burn those 'special' scented candles, use the 600 thread count sheets, the good china and wear our fancy lingerie now. Stop waiting for a special occasion. Everyday is special.

25.) No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

26.) Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'

27.) Forgive everyone for everything.

28.) What other people think of you is none of your business.

29.) Time heals almost everything. Give time, time!

30.) However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

31.) Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch with them.

32.) Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

33.) Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need. God provides remember?!

34.) The best is yet to come. (in Heaven)

35.) No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

36.) Do the right thing!

37.) Call your family often.

38.) Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: 'I am thankful for __________.' Today I accomplished _________.

39.) Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

40.) Enjoy the ride. Remember that this is not Disney World and you certainly don't want a fast pass. You only have one ride through life so make the most of it and enjoy the ride then make sure you are on your way to Heaven and will receive a new body in Christ Jesus!

LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH. LIFE'S A GIFT ... UNWRAP IT! Have a Blessed day. Please share with friends! We can change the world with this one. :-) 'God First.' T.G.I.F. - TODAY GOD IS FIRST